Ever been late? Steve has. Lots. But he always has a good excuse. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy. And maybe even borrow...
* Distracted by a surprisingly complicated Kinder toy
* Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets
* Forgot how trousers work
* Became temporarily feral
* Got stuck in a romantic montage
Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even - occasionally - plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone else.
Ever been late? Steve has. Lots. But he always has a good excuse. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy, and maybe even borrow: Distracted by a surprisingly complicated Kinder toy. Overcome by the urge to alphabetize my pets. Forgot how trousers work. Became temporarily feral. Got stuck in a romantic montage. Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even--occasionally--plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone else.
A laugh-out-loud funny book of excuses for terrible timekeeping.
Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even - occasionally - plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up by someone else. Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy And maybe even borrow...
- Overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets
- Forgot how trousers work
- Became temporarily feral
- Got stuck in a romantic montage